3 definitions by Fax Celestis

Angst

Rage, rage, my ovaries have exploded. Rage, I like to eat babies. Rage against the machine, my mother slammed me as a baby and now I want her dead. Kitchen. Kitchen full of knives. Shall I eat them, too, or will that give me heartburn? Death. Death...death and manatees. I choose the former, for the latter are slimy to the touch. Rage against the fish, the fish, the blasted salmon that swim upstream. Why can't I do it too?!... Death. Death and monkeys...The first is as fun as a barrel of the second.

Poets have angst. Quite often too much.

by Fax Celestis October 22, 2004

llama piss

A colloquial slang term for Mountain Dew.

Dude, why do you drink that llama piss?

by Fax Celestis October 22, 2004

Meteor

A large, spaceborne rock usually hell-bent on running into us and burning up in our atmosphere. Only very rarely do they ever make it anywhere near the Earth's surface. When they do, the results are usually rather catastrophic.

Unfortunately, a number of lame recent movies have popularized the idea of "death by spaceborne object".

For more information, read "Lucifer's Hammer."

That's a big meteor, but it'll still burn up in the atmosphere

by Fax Celestis October 22, 2004