2 definitions by Fauzzie Fozzington

-noun, /frɪdʒ/: A common kitchen appliance used to store and preserve dead human bodies and body parts for consumption.
I was at my girlfriend's house when I decided to open her fridge and find myself a tasty little bit of homo sapien.
by Fauzzie Fozzington March 4, 2009
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Adj., Noun, Verb foh-zee, foz-ee:
1. To understand that you're understanding nothing and therefore you understand everything.
2. To be severly fucked up, and in a state of confused open-mindedness.
3. The name given to one who posesses fauzzie qualities. Usually this title is temporary.
4. To have "candy flipped" two or more drugs and started coining your own words.
1. Dude, like, we know nothing...But in knowing we know nothing, we know everything...Wow, that's fauzzie.
2. Look at that guy gnawing at the fence over there! Man, he's a fauzzie fuck!
3. I see you are wearing your drugged philosopher's cap today, Fauzzie.
4. Dude, the XTC, and 'cid are kicking in... You know if there is one word to describe how this feels, I guess it'd be: "fauzzie."
by Fauzzie Fozzington April 16, 2009
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