3 definitions by Fatty Magoo
Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.
I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.
by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022