4 definitions by Fat Cock Francis
An exclamation typically used my mentally handicapped women who are surprised or amused by something mundane or foolish.
by Fat Cock Francis April 23, 2023
A man who was ordained by God to be named Francis, who also is in possession of a rather large penis, or colloquiallly known as a "Cock".
"Oh, look... Here comes Fat Cock Francis."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."
by Fat Cock Francis October 15, 2022
A medical condition in which the vaginal canal and labia become covered in a hard, sebaceous cheese substance. This "Smegma" ultimately crystallizes, and causes immediate death. Caused by a hybrid of a virus, bacteria, fungis, and Transmissible spongiform encephalopathy. Status: Incurable.
by Fat Cock Francis April 23, 2023
The act of plunging a lubricated vacuum hose directly into the anus of a person suffering from severe constipation, in order to dislodge said "Turd".
Risks include: Prolapsed anus, repainted walls (Typically an explosive brown), and rectal bleeding.
Success rate: 14.38%
Risks include: Prolapsed anus, repainted walls (Typically an explosive brown), and rectal bleeding.
Success rate: 14.38%
Yo, Madi had major constipation last night so I had my uncle use bloopiphication her. Had to change my shirt at the end but she's all cleaned out.
by Fat Cock Francis May 5, 2023