2 definitions by Fat cobra

machete

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.

hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.

by Fat cobra April 28, 2007

calm your chizz

Relax / chill out / calm down

My boys often say mom calm your chizz. When I am getting on there nerves.

by Fat cobra January 8, 2016