1 definition by Fat Basterd

Rosebud

A small, rosebud-like piece of shit left in one's trousers/diaper/underwear etc... that may be the result of a turtle head.

Fat Bastard: Hey diaper lady! Here's my diaper, I think I might have pitched one off too soon.
*sniffs diaper*
Fat Bastard: Oh uh, I left a rosebud in there for you.

by Fat Basterd March 29, 2012