270 definitions by Fasters
What foes of Russia’s dictator-turned-murderer calls him on Pi Day, the most important date in the mathematics calendar—when angry math educators worldwide throw pies made of manure at portraits or pictures of him.
Is Pitin the modern-day Stalin? Could he avoid landing on the same side of eternity as his evil predecessor?
by Fasters March 14, 2022
An apple with π markings all over it, which is used as a cure for people who desire to overcome the fear of appearing foolish, as they conspicuously carry the defaced fruit around in public squares.
Guesstimate how many fearful folks worldwide would be bold enough to walk around with a piapple to train themselves to be thick-skinned.
by Fasters May 22, 2023
The minor sector formed when the two hands of a circular clock at 3:14 are imaginarily extended to its edge or circumference.
by Fasters August 25, 2022
When math educators and creatives capitalize on their obsession or perversion of the number π to produce collectibles and mementos, such as pi e-cards, pi-related art or NFTs, and pi jokes, to earn some side income.
Thanks to the metaverse and the blockchain technology, mathepreneurs expect their country’s now-modest piconomics to arouse much public interest in coming years.
by Fasters August 27, 2022
When your body system is averse or resistant to the coronavirus—you are your own vaccine against the deadly virus.
Every time he’s reprimanded by his colleagues for failing to wear a face mask in front of suspected patients, Dr. Raj jokes with them that his incoronability would protect him from Covid-19.
by Fasters April 15, 2020
When crypto investors reminisce that a pizza restaurant accepted 10,000 bitcoins in exchange for two large pizzas on May 22, 2010—the bitcoin was then worth 41 bucks.
by Fasters May 30, 2023
When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.
Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.
by Fasters May 2, 2022