2 definitions by Fast Jonnie

quiz rage

The huge anger and dismay displayed when, whilst participating in a pub quiz, the answer given by the quiz master is 'wrong' in your opinion.

Normally the controversy is set off by badly worded question, or some ambiguity. But is followed by furious ranting, detailed explainataion as to why the answer is wrong, and accusations of favouratism by the quiz master towards 'the pretty girls sat at table 7'.

Quiz rage is not calmed in any way by telling the rager that 'The quizmaster's answer is final'

James displayed a huge bout of quiz rage, when the answer given was that the US had the largest gold reserve in the world, agruing that they had the largest 'stockpile' of gold, but China had larger reserves as they had more still to be mined.

by Fast Jonnie November 25, 2017

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

by Fast Jonnie December 13, 2013