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When you force a fart out so hard that it causes a sharp pain in your asshole, as if the fart were made of thumb-tacks.
I tried to push out a fart really quickly to impress my friends. It turned out to be a needle fart, and I thought my ass was bleeding.
by FartDoctor December 16, 2010

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