4 definitions by FarmerKC

Rural dictionary

An online resource to consult when confronted with colloquialisms originating from rural areas.

The old geezer told me his wife had to go take a dunk 'cuz he just finished giving her a chicken-house slide.
I googled "chicken-house slide" on the rural dictionary at www.ruraldictionary.com and discovered that a chicken-house slide is a synonym for a Cleveland Steamer

by FarmerKC October 20, 2011

Relaxcited

The state of being physically relaxed while sexually excited.

I was so fucking relaxcited after the bowl and the blowjob.

by FarmerKC October 21, 2011

Hexapenis

A penis with the power of six normal penises. A six shooter.

Having the capacity for rapid fire multiple orgasms.

I sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the UC Davis men's room and his big dick shot six loads. That hot fucker has a hexapenis.

by FarmerKC November 24, 2016

Yuckchuck

The act of laughing and vomiting concurrently. Usually refers to vomiting caused by excessive laughter.

I walked in on the both of them, him on his back, leg in a cast, and she's on top of him giving him a Cleveland Steamroller!

I laughed so hard I yuckchucked!

by FarmerKC October 20, 2011