2 definitions by FancyMoses
I do enjoy buying goods off eBay but the prolific practice of ship rape often spoils the experience.
by FancyMoses October 8, 2007
If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)
Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
by FancyMoses October 8, 2007