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BOBK THE BLUF
BOCK THE BLUB
BORK HE BLUR
FØRK BØRK BØRK
According to local street artist, "BŒK THE BLUP" is the rallying cry of modern day patriots and police-enthusiasts. This slogan has been immortalized by the illegal street art of convicted rapist Mark "Urb" Urbanski in Tampa, FL, located outside the Tampa Police Department on Madison Street.
The mural has been praised for it's avant garde style, abstract impressionist influences, spelling and legibility, and it's third grade production value.
BOBK THE BLUF
BOCK THE BLUB
BORK HE BLUR
FØRK BØRK BØRK
According to local street artist, "BŒK THE BLUP" is the rallying cry of modern day patriots and police-enthusiasts. This slogan has been immortalized by the illegal street art of convicted rapist Mark "Urb" Urbanski in Tampa, FL, located outside the Tampa Police Department on Madison Street.
The mural has been praised for it's avant garde style, abstract impressionist influences, spelling and legibility, and it's third grade production value.
"You know the Black Lives Matter murals in Chicago, D.C., etc.?"
"Yeah?"
"The cops painted one in Tampa."
"Oh god, what does it say?"
"I think it says BŒK THE BLUP"
"...What?"
"BŒK THE BLUP."
"Oh, for a second I thought you said 'BŒK THE BLUF'."
"No, BŒK THE BLUP."
"Everyone's saying Black Lives Matter these days. But what about police? It's time someone stood up and said BŒK THE BLUP."
"Yeah?"
"The cops painted one in Tampa."
"Oh god, what does it say?"
"I think it says BŒK THE BLUP"
"...What?"
"BŒK THE BLUP."
"Oh, for a second I thought you said 'BŒK THE BLUF'."
"No, BŒK THE BLUP."
"Everyone's saying Black Lives Matter these days. But what about police? It's time someone stood up and said BŒK THE BLUP."
by FakeRealNews August 6, 2020
An adolescent or young adult male who defines his entire personality by his hobby. Problem is, he doesn't actually ENJOY his hobby, only being performatively pissed about it.
If they like movies, they rarely watch movies, and instead watch every episode of Cinema Sins or The Quartering while complaining about how bad movies are these days. If they like Television, they've likely written a 2,000-word manifesto about why Skylar White is the devil. If they like video games, then they're on gamer forums where all they do is talk about all the games they refuse to play because the main character isn't a 7-foot tall muscle-hulk named Brick Killhouse. You get the idea.
Primarily, whatever reason they site for WHY they dislike something is a dogwhistle against inclusivity. Although they're seldom as subtle as they think they're being.
If they like movies, they rarely watch movies, and instead watch every episode of Cinema Sins or The Quartering while complaining about how bad movies are these days. If they like Television, they've likely written a 2,000-word manifesto about why Skylar White is the devil. If they like video games, then they're on gamer forums where all they do is talk about all the games they refuse to play because the main character isn't a 7-foot tall muscle-hulk named Brick Killhouse. You get the idea.
Primarily, whatever reason they site for WHY they dislike something is a dogwhistle against inclusivity. Although they're seldom as subtle as they think they're being.
"Have you played the new Horizon Game?"
"Is that the one the piss boys won't play because the woman protagonist looks like a woman?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
"Is that the one the piss boys won't play because the woman protagonist looks like a woman?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
by FakeRealNews February 28, 2022