1 definition by Failure to Launch

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face
Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.
by Failure to Launch April 11, 2007
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