twat waffle

1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.

2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.

2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
by Fahq2 July 20, 2008
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