Fagbot and jessor's definitions

Fascist Dictator Dollar

The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.

"I'm fucking rich!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

boozeahol

alcoholic beverage

i had way to much boozeahol last night, i'm hungover

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Rock Lock

By making the "rock" (see: rawk) hand signal, and screaming out "ROCK LOCK!!!111!!!!", one intertwines the opposite fingers and binds them with the other really fuckin' cool person's hand.

"ROCK LOCK!!!!111!!!!!11!"

It is the time for rock.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

World Domination in 60 Days

An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.

See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.

Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Oscar Wilde Island

A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.

"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

skirt boy

1. A guy who comes to the club wearing a skirt.
2. One of the male nature who wears a skirt all the time.
3. Ugly dude with a red beard who enjoys looking lame in girl's clothing.

"Skirt boy is ugly... The End."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003