Fagbot and jessor's definitions

Velvet Fist

Like Iron Fist, but gay version of. Coined by evil dictator Libernazi.

"That fag rules with a velvet fist!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

World Domination in 60 Days

An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.

See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.

Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

whitesnake

I'm guilty of love...

...in the first degree.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Lava Crane Gun

An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.

"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Oscar Wilde Island

A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.

"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

skirt boy

1. A guy who comes to the club wearing a skirt.
2. One of the male nature who wears a skirt all the time.
3. Ugly dude with a red beard who enjoys looking lame in girl's clothing.

"Skirt boy is ugly... The End."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003