Fagbot and jessor's definitions

Drag Beard

1. See: Skirt Boy
2. Ugly.
3. A male who dresses in women's clothes who has a thick beard.

"I totally thought that was a chick, and then it turned around, and OMG it was Drag Beard!!!11!!"

Also see: opposite of cool.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Bingo Tunnel

Entrance located in Florida. Lures unsuspecting old people into its depths with the promise of Bingo, only to lead them on a magical adventure to Oscar Wilde Island, the maker of all zombies in the world, ruled by Herpes The God of Fornication and Menial Tasks. See also: Haiti

"Because when you're dead, you're not really dead yet. You have a magical adventure ahead of you, living in harmony under the sea."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

whitesnake

I'm guilty of love...

...in the first degree.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Zombie Answering Machine

See: Zombie Vibrator

"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Velvet Fist

Like Iron Fist, but gay version of. Coined by evil dictator Libernazi.

"That fag rules with a velvet fist!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

-or

can be added to any name to imply greatness

jessor, gregor, danor, faggor, etc. . .

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003