1 definition by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$
A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.
Origin : Glastonbury CT
Origin : Glastonbury CT
Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.
by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017