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1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.
"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"
by FOADboner July 02, 2009