1 definition by FFJJBB
A unique animal, the Melanie is a stereotypically ignorant, selfish bitch with little to no cleavage. Complains about random crap all the time, has dandruff in her hair, and is as pale as death. This type of girl suffers from Unending Virginity Syndrome (UVS), which causes her vagina to shrivel up and decompose. At all costs, stay away from Mels, they'll try to suck your cock at all costs and cure themselves of UVS.
"That girl over there is such a Melanie, I can smell her stench from a mile away!"
"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"
"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
"Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while!"
"Watch your cock, there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'!"
by FFJJBB March 2, 2010