7 definitions by FECESRIMJOB

What the SHITEATER is waiting for BUT it is a PARADOX. What the SHITEATER is waiting for BUTT it is a PARADOX.
I want THE FLUSH as I am a SHITEATER BUT wait DON'T THE FLUSH. I want THE FLUSH as I am a SHITEATER BUTT wait DON'T THE FLUSH.
by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021
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The condition of every human being that is afraid to admit they had a BOWEL MOVEMENT.
I don't understand why a huge corporation has to take credit for our movement of our SPHINCTERS and the waste matter resulting from it given the fact that we are afraid to attach any possessive speech to our ASSHOLE TOILET EVENTS yielding B-M.

At least attach a friggung name to it and say that is " WATSONS B-M.
by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021
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A reference from a creator of the TAYLOR SWIFT lyrical video , LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
YES, screw up both our lives as I had to take a space back in back of the cross during the bridge of the song (the official video)because we both FELL into your song in an ODD way and it kept saying this one word KARMA every time you viewed it which was in the copy of TAYLOR'S CHRISTIAN BIBLE. (this lyrical video was created in a SEXUAL CONTEXT as that is background) TATTOOS, ROOMS AND A KARMA SEX ACT.
Isn't that ODD when you put this word at the beginning of your video real ODD things began to happen.
by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021
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Utilized for under BELLY space exploration.
CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.

If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)

After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)

Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.
by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021
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The SEX ORGAN that has nothing to do with SHIT. Note that the ASSH0LE ASSHOLE opens and closes for everybody's convenience.
I never flush my ASSH0LE ASSHOLE down any HUMAN TOILETS or other TOILETS.
by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021
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It is fine to be called a HOMOSEXUAL but when people start coming up to you and call you a DEVIANT HOMOSEXUAL the secret for some reason got out.
by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021
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It is the ball that is LEFT after the RIGHT BALL is taken.
I get the simplest things wrong as which is the LEFT BALL.
by FECESRIMJOB March 26, 2021
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