F-Face Kat's definitions

Woke Culture Vulture

Anyone who seeks to find something offensive in something that really isn't offensive in hopes of causing massive outrage while getting social media approval in the process.

I can't believe the Woke Culture Vultures came and found something offensive with what Barry said -- None of us even knew saying someone who had dark eyes was offensive, racist, problematic, misogynistic and rooted in white Supremacy.

by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021

Soystorm

A person (usually white males: but can be any race) who are filled with estrogen rage due to low testosterone levels and high sensitivity issues. This makes them act out and get emotional when confronted with a difference of opinion, be it political, social or recreational.

1. I can't believe those soystorm (s) clouded up and tried to ruin everyone's great time with their woke agenda.

2. Stop being a soystorm and eat your tree bark and plant thistle, Tanner.

3. All it took for Nathaniel to go into a soystorm was seeing those unwoke gamers not give The Last of Us2 the respect it deserves.

by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021

Wokestation

Anything that Sony releases under the PlayStation brand as they only care about checking social agenda boxes on hot button SJW issues.

1. Man, have you seen all the new SJW content Sony has coming for the Wokestation? They have the last of us, the last of us 2, the last of us 2 remastered, the last of us 2 Ps5 edition, the last of us remake and I hear they're going to give us the last of us 3 sometime, too!

2. I love how woke the Wokestation is, it let's me play all my SJW box checking games all in one place! The last of us, Horizon zero dawn, returnal, female ratchet and clank and a host of other box checking games!

Now you're playing with woke power!

by F-Face Kat June 29, 2021