3 definitions by ExpertContributor
From Wiktionary:
"Anyfink 'ud make me puke this morning! Cuppa tea, that's what I want. Good strong cuppa tea."
"Anyfink 'ud make me puke this morning! Cuppa tea, that's what I want. Good strong cuppa tea."
by ExpertContributor April 23, 2018
It's to show either that you don't care if people are in the shit, or how they get out of it.
It can also be used to show that you don’t understand much about people’s shitty situation.
Both meanings can be used together, to mean that you don’t understand much about their shitty situation, you don’t care to understand it, and you don’t care how they get out of it either.
Where this came from:
A French writer called Rousseau wrote that a great princess once said, more or less, that if you have no bread, there's always cake instead.
When she says "cake", don't think birthday cake. Think pastries and cakes that come in squares that you can slice, which a basically just sweet bread.
Think of a posh French princess in a carriage that's going through peasant land in order to get to the castle. They have to stop for a minute, so the peasants start to approach, carrying bread baskets. The princess asks what they want. She's told they need bread, because they don't have any. And this is where she says the line. But you can interpret it in several ways:
1. She's never seen poor people before, and she's ditzy:
"Well, what I would do is just have cake instead, so why don't they just do that?"
2. She's never seen poor people before, and she doesn't care (whilst applying makeup):
"Oh well. Can't they just have cake instead?"
3. She knows they are poor, and she's being a complete bitch, almost making a joke (staring out the window):
"Oh well, there's always cake."
It can also be used to show that you don’t understand much about people’s shitty situation.
Both meanings can be used together, to mean that you don’t understand much about their shitty situation, you don’t care to understand it, and you don’t care how they get out of it either.
Where this came from:
A French writer called Rousseau wrote that a great princess once said, more or less, that if you have no bread, there's always cake instead.
When she says "cake", don't think birthday cake. Think pastries and cakes that come in squares that you can slice, which a basically just sweet bread.
Think of a posh French princess in a carriage that's going through peasant land in order to get to the castle. They have to stop for a minute, so the peasants start to approach, carrying bread baskets. The princess asks what they want. She's told they need bread, because they don't have any. And this is where she says the line. But you can interpret it in several ways:
1. She's never seen poor people before, and she's ditzy:
"Well, what I would do is just have cake instead, so why don't they just do that?"
2. She's never seen poor people before, and she doesn't care (whilst applying makeup):
"Oh well. Can't they just have cake instead?"
3. She knows they are poor, and she's being a complete bitch, almost making a joke (staring out the window):
"Oh well, there's always cake."
The insurance companies will suffer? Good. Let them eat cake.
Profits are down? Well, err... Let them eat cake?
Profits are down? Well, err... Let them eat cake?
by ExpertContributor February 6, 2018
Dumb Bitches who go on urban dictionary and keep trying to add their own name, and the names of their dumb dickhead friends as definitions, followed by the name of a girl they hate, and finally what appears to be the names of their future baby daddies, whom they also appear to hate, but seemingly plan to trap into a relationship with a baby.
Example definitions from said Dumb Bitches:
Lasheequa
A really kind girl who is always there for her friends and is pretty and cares a lot for Monique and thinks Tyrone is so handsome who she saved from Teneesha.
Teneesha
A cold bitch who hates on everyone and has no friends because she never sticks around and is always trying to steal your man.
Tyrone
A really handsome guy who is always there for Lasheequa he gets in a temper sometimes and can be scary but really he has a caring heart.
Example definitions from said Dumb Bitches:
Lasheequa
A really kind girl who is always there for her friends and is pretty and cares a lot for Monique and thinks Tyrone is so handsome who she saved from Teneesha.
Teneesha
A cold bitch who hates on everyone and has no friends because she never sticks around and is always trying to steal your man.
Tyrone
A really handsome guy who is always there for Lasheequa he gets in a temper sometimes and can be scary but really he has a caring heart.
"I'm trying to enjoy voting for new terms on Urban Dictionary but there are so many definitions by Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitches that the experience is rather infuriating."
by ExpertContributor September 16, 2018