Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Roblox

A gaming platform often confused for directly being a game.

Also the place where some of the worst things to ever exist reside.

The platform as a whole is amorphous and chaotic. Degeneracy plagues this eternal hellscape. On most games, you will see at least two characters composed of UGC User-Generated Content avatar items to create unrealistically large breasts and disgustingly fat thighs.

And that, dear reader, is just the beginning of this suffering.

I cannot even begin to describe in a textual form some of the atrocious things that exist on this platform - and even outside of it. <cough> ...Twitter... <cough> <retch>

I write this article in disdain, blood dripping from my fingers into my keyboard. Every key I push down is painful, and I will not be able to clean the ichor. I may be exsanguinated simply by putting words on a screen.

I do not know if anyone is reading this definition, but if you are, dear reader, then do not let these awful people poison you. Do not succumb to the vile, fetid depravity that resides here.

I would be elated to see the moderators of Roblox take steps to scrape the filth off, but I fear that my plea will fall on deaf ears, as it has for so many people.

But why would I make a difference? I have no real answer for you. All I know is that I can't sleep at night - knowing what I know, knowing what is out there, knowing what I've seen. I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I can't imagine that I am alone.

God help us all.
roblox
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Lazytype

A method of typing commonly seen on platforms such as Discord, often used when users want to get a message across quickly.

Users performing lazytype usually do not capitalize the first letter in a sentence and any names, honorifics, et cetera. They also usually do not care about typos. Furthermore, they will also not add any punctuation at the end of single sentences, though it is more common to add punctuation if there are multiple sentences in the same message.

Additionally, most lazytypers will not apply apostrophes ' to words such as "you're", "I'm", "that's", converting them into "youre/your", "im", "thats", et cetera.

As a result of these practices, sentences constructed by lazytypers may be grammatically incorrect the majority of the time. This can potentially make their messages difficult for others to understand. Despite its informal nature, lazytyping continues to be a prevalent practice in the realm of digital communication.

A more ideal method of lazytyping is to lazytype without the capitalization and attempting to fix typos, but keeping apostrophes present at all times when needed. Punctuation should be used only when needed - not on simple statements, but perhaps more necessary when posing a question, for instance.
Random user A: "check this out, i'm using lazytype!"
Random user B: "nice"
by Exodim September 13, 2023
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Rule 34

The designation given to the horrid, amorphous, and chaotic statement that "if it exists on the internet, there's porn of it; if there isn't, there will be.". Despite this, this is not true. Characters under the age of 18 cannot experience this horrific ritual, especially if they can't age.

Anyone who creates/enjoys this landfill should be handed over to the FBI.
guy 1: Dude, someone made Rule 34 of <underage character name goes here>!
guy 2: I'll get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.
by Exodim June 08, 2022
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Luau

A variant of the programming language Lua, adapted for working specifically in the development environment of Roblox Studio and for publishing content with scripting to the Roblox platform. It includes globals such as "game" and "workspace" to refer to the server environment and the workspace directly.

By default, all games developed on the Roblox platform are multiplayer and therefore use client-to-server interaction. To accommodate, Luau scripts come in two main classes - Script, for performing server work, and LocalScript, for performing client work. ModuleScripts are polymorphic and apply to whichever environment they are required from, as they will not run standalone.

Luau can be generally simple to learn and has the potential to be efficient as a first programming language for young children, as Roblox is a platform often consumed by adolescents who may be inspired by other content creators/developers to create content or a game of their own and publish it to the platform.

Aalso a term for a traditional Hawaiian party.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Slay

To violently kill or destroy a living organism.
I had to slay the minotaur towering before me, or it would have surely devoured my face.
by Exodim September 13, 2023
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Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.
Linear keyboards are decent.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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