1 definition by EverythingisBrown

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(1) n. An object of disgust. (2) n. A sad/sick person who makes one want to vomit.
(1) I am not touching that thing, man. It looks like a shaftwipe. (2) I can't believe they didn't give me a large fry with the Monopoly Game Pieces on it! Bunch of shaftwipes!
by EverythingisBrown November 05, 2010

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