2 definitions by Ethetic

Procrast-ubator

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.

Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!

by Ethetic June 11, 2014

Nightender

A Marijuana Joint that is packed to critical mass with weed that you’ve no choice but to go to bed and pass out after smoking.

Jack: Yo did you roll a Nightender?
Jake: Nah, but I did roll a Sanityender

by Ethetic December 10, 2021