9 definitions by Esteban Tuero
|1.||Angry Little Man Syndrome|
An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.
Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.
My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.
Phrase uttered by Glaswegian neds (see Ned) to express a variety of emotions / impluses / thoughts (if thinking is possible when strung out on Schweeties) including:
1) punch / beat up someone
2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.
3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.
Commonly preceeded by the word "pure".
First know use circa 1995 in a chippie in Maryhill Road - "Joahnny, dillion him" - now a common ned word used in any number of situations.
1) Ah'm gonnae pure dillion you, ya fuckin' dobbur!
2) Check oot that bird Donna-Marie, sheeza pure dillion - or - haw haw look at that E.V.O. (i.e. Mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. - or - haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?
3) You're a pure dillion bawbag. - or - haw they versace trackies are pure dillions - or - ah pure love Donna-Marie's sovvy rings, they're pure dillions.
by Esteban Tuero Jun 4, 2004 add a video
Long hair found on a female, primarily used to wipe jizz from the face of a "lady" following the oral stimulation of her "friend's" sex organ / weapon of love.
Alan used Petra's WIPING HAIR to clean up her face after the mess he'd made.
A person similar in personality or behaviour to a nob.
That guy is such a nobulator
As a continuation to my earlier definition:
Someone who is as dedicated to behaving like a nob as Arnold Schwarzenegger is dedicated to Terminating in the "Terminator" Movies.
Martin Hedly acts like such a nob all the time, he's such a nobulator.
by Esteban Tuero Jun 10, 2004 add a video
1) The act of driving in a particularly "good guy" style, for example at high speed or with complete disregard for the rules of the road and the well being of other road users.
2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.
1) Tikky-Toku's helmsmanship was particularly committed during the 2004 European Grand Prix - or - Mister Rash displayed impressively committed helmsmanship en route to Forli airport.
2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.
Pure dillion shenga, naw! Man she'sh pure hot ash fuck.
by Esteban Tuero Jun 2, 2004 add a video