15 definitions by Esau Kessler

PR. sin-non-a-vu A word used for coincidence or parallelism when the same topic, issue, or meme is presented synonymously by some outside unrelated force.
I blogged a picture on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month, and just as I hit send, I looked up and a poster on the wall displayed a huge number "11". I had a Synona' vu.
by Esau Kessler November 13, 2008
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1. The distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. All of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.
2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.
Example 1: "short skinny wet cappuccino"= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.
Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
by Esau Kessler February 18, 2008
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1. A symbol, logo, or mark that represents action or activities of a said person, organization, or business entity.

2. To use video, animation, webdesign, and graphics to solidify a message, theme, or identity.
Allegiance to my corporate community was made real once our identity had achieved true motionfuse.
by Esau Kessler April 11, 2006
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1. The incedental act of following someone from activity to activity. Like seeing them in a mall and then at the movie theatre. (3rd degree copystalking is unusual, and in most cases constitutes stalking.)

2. The act of following someone from activity to activity for mere entertainment. Ordering the same drink as someone and then sitting nearby and talking about the same topic they are.
(After seeing the same couple at a previous thriftstore)"Gosh, your copystalking me."
by Esau Kessler April 11, 2006
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The subscription order cards that fall out of magazines while you read them.
"Yeah I was reading at Barnes and Noble, and I whipped up a whole lotta' mag sheist!
by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006
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A condition in which one's memory of an opened email is disturbed. In simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.
I opened the email, and then promptly forgot. It is as if I never received it. I occasionally suffer from E-mnesia.
by Esau Kessler October 23, 2008
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1. All the words of a non-language.
2. A sum of words not understood by most persons or groups.
3. Descriptive words that are a mix or mash of other words, or that do not exist. Often times these words are confusing but can be quite amusing.
4. Much of the words logged in the Urban dictionary.

In connection with but not to be confused with promispronunciation. In connection with but not to be confused with brandulary.

(From a bubbling non-cola refreshment "UN", from Old French from and Medieval Latin "vocabulaire", "vocbulrium")
1."Hanging out with my children is a learning experience as they are often spewing uncabulary"

2. "Learning coffee uncabulary is challenge as one coffee shop calls it 'mondo' and another 'shot in the dark'."
by Esau Kessler April 11, 2006
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