32 definitions by Esa4

splendud

The OBVIOUS way for everyone to spell splendid, stuped!

Our trip last year to Yemen was fine, someone would say splendud!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

punishee

Someone who is punished by a punisher

Take the punishee to the potato hut, where will come to know the true meaning of discipline!

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

hungarian

An European language related to Finnish and Estonian. Examples of similar words in Hungarian / Finnish:

ver / veri -- blood
vaj / voi -- butter
éles / elossa -- alive
hajzat / hiukset -- hair
belül / peräl - in the rear
piszkos és koszos / paskas ja kusees -- filty and disgusting, or: in shit and in piss.

However, prudence is advisable, for example if a finnish person says "Mee hittoon" ("Fuck off!"), a Hungarian interprets this as meaning "Go home". (home = itthon)

How do you say "I have genital warts" in Hungarian?

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

irritatedly

An botched attempt to demonstrate your grammatical mastery

and we watched Pete irritatedly trying to get the bear trap off his dick

by Esa4 September 14, 2019

perfect

Faultless, immaculate, without a blight; something which doesn't have a weakness.

Not even Urban Dictionary is perfect.

by Esa4 January 8, 2021

Josef Fritzl

Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.

Josef Fritzl? I heard he's an amazing guy. Hell, I really wanna get to know him!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

shit-smelling

One who likes to smell t3h shit.

Honey, that shit-smelling creep is at our dumpster again! I'm calling the cops!

by Esa4 September 13, 2019