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Red Wedding

If you are unlucky enough that your wife's period lined up with your wedding night, while fucking through the bloodshed, pull your dick out and swing it so blood splatters everywhere.

Hotel Attendant: Sir, you owe us $2300 in damage charges from last night.

Husband: $2300 dollars?!?!? It was just a small Red Wedding!!

by Erk1 May 15, 2014

morning commute

When you walk of shame so often, it becomes routine.

Matt: Have fun on your walk of shame!

Anna: Are you kidding me? This is my morning commute

by Erk1 May 15, 2014