Eric Von Lhomond
A pathological condition whereby the sufferer fears those who fear pathologically.
Remembering that his friend suffered from an acute case of phobophobia, Timothy abstained from mentioning that hiding in Grandma's trunk made him feel claustrophobic.
The fear of sharp elbows.
Millard's extreme mucrocubitophobia forced him to leave the fashion show.
Residual fecal matter in a toilet basin, usually in the form of thin striations.
Most etiquette books recommend that guests not leave slagtar in the toilet of their host.
The state of being a finger.
Michael's thumb always envied his middle finger's digitality.
1. A finger-food made from pulverized saltines and kosher salt that is similar to a matzo ball.
2. Bar terminology for powdered sugar.
a. Tim summarily ended his conversation with the democratically elected leader of the Maldives in order to chase down a waiter carrying a plate of crushed baby skeletons.
b. The bar patron casually leaned over and asked to have a fistful of crushed baby skeletons for his vermouth.
A state of existential meaninglessness or nothingness.
Dying left Eric in a state of antihermeneutia.
A fear of dead toads.
Thomas' newborn son was diagnosed with a case of congenital iaceobufophobia.
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