1 definition by Eric "Dick Face"

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Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.
"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."
by Eric "Dick Face" June 14, 2007

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