1 definition by Eric Dumstrahl

ratfucking

The act of rummaging through a packaged meal (MRE's, Lunchables, Lunch packed by your mother) and separating the so called "Goodies" such as candy bars, Doritoes, or other tasty edibles that will soon be eaten from the disgusting entrées like sandwiches, spongey meat-like patties (which are found in MRE's), or carrot sticks to be discarded or saved for later consumption. Term created by the United State's Recon Marines

Kid #1: What the hell are you doing with your lunch?!
Kid#2: Ratfucking, dude...
Kid#1: The fuck does that mean?!?!
Kid#2: Ratfucking- (this is where he states the long-ass definition written above)
Kid#1: Well played...

by Eric Dumstrahl January 8, 2009