4 definitions by Eric Benedict
A man who can't count how many chromosomes he has. he hates when people steal coal for them and will hate them for eternity if they do so. He is the largest speed on Earth and likes playing mobile games as much as Miller. He tries to suck his own penis but gets stuck because he isn't flexible enough. Slow ass runner with an IQ equivalent to a rock.
"Joe, what the fuck."
by Eric Benedict February 26, 2020
A retarded crab who thinks he is better than everyone else because he is in honors classes. He loves watching cringy videos about subjects such as needle phones and barbie trucks. His forehead is as large as his ego and love for clash of clans. To Miller, CP students are inferior and don't belong on the same planet as honor students. Miller likes to think he has friends because he is a tag-along.
"Miller is a retard"
by Eric Benedict February 25, 2020
A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.
"Eww, It's Evan."
by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020