Definitions by Equites

Mental Masturbation 

The act of figuring out why the world is fucked up, but that you can't do anything about it... but bitch and moan!!!

See Intellectual Jizz

I know what to do about the middle east situation

Dude stop. That is just Mental Masturbation.

Mental Masturbation by Equites April 9, 2004

Intellectual Jizz 

The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be Mental Masturbation.

Chad is such a queer. I've been stained by his Intellectual Jizz!!!

Intellectual Jizz by Equites April 9, 2004