31 definitions by Eppypotamus
a portmanteau formed from ignorant, ignoramus and anus
def: a low-IQ person who is both an ignoramus and a pompous {narcissistic} asshole; see Donald Trump
syn: assclown
def: a low-IQ person who is both an ignoramus and a pompous {narcissistic} asshole; see Donald Trump
syn: assclown
by Eppypotamus June 18, 2019
a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed
Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!
by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019
A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard
(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron
syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard
(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron
syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard
by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020
an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.
by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')
def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020
portmanteau formed from Trump + orgasm
def: (1) the thrill a trumptard experiences whenever he thinks everyone has believed one of his obvious lies
def: (1) the thrill a trumptard experiences whenever he thinks everyone has believed one of his obvious lies
by Eppypotamus August 14, 2019