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DSLard

A play on DSL internet connection, which is known for being rediculously slow.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked the flight location yet?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: Why not?! I told you to like an hour ago!
Person 2: I did, but my DSLard connection is extra slow today, and my internet froze!

by Epicdictionaryster January 11, 2010