2 definitions by EpicDoodlez
The action of taking an originally savory food and serving it bad or in a disgusting state at a public school.
"Mac & Cheese was officially ruined for me after it was Schoolified at school today."
"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"
"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"
"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"
"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"
by EpicDoodlez February 19, 2017
The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.
When I saw Dexter Morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, I Surprise Motherfucker'd him.
by EpicDoodlez February 19, 2017