1 definition by Enny Gama
Jacksonville is the gateway to hell. If Florida is an anomalous wasteland, Jacksonville is the apex of Florida. Home to one of the only north flowing rivers, the St. Johns, Jacksonville is a very geographically and politically important city. It is the largest city in the United States land-wise, and has one of the highest murder rates, along with a large ghetto. It's also the unofficial capital of Florida (Damn Tallahasee). If you want to go here, we're quite the interesting city once you get used to the screams and organs.
Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.
Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.
"Ah yes, Jacksonville. Simultaneously the best and worst city in the entire united states. Wait, what? You weren't asking about Jacksonville? Huh, sorry."
by Enny Gama June 20, 2020