4 definitions by English bloke

Cunt

Adjective-A person who is extremely dishonourable and dislikable

Noun-Female Genitalia

Verb use-“David’s such a cunt, he stole 10 quid off me”
Noun-“Mate, Susan has such a great cunt”

by English bloke May 23, 2023

Roadman

The evolved species of the now near extinct chav. Roadmen can be easily spotted as they will always appear wearing a black (often North Face) puffer jackets, black Nike caps, Adidas or Nike black tracksuit bottom and a Nike bag (often with a shoulder strap). The collective noun for a group of Roadmen is ‘Mandem’. Roadmen can often be found in city centres, suburbs and semi-rural areas, often seen smoking but most often vaping and smoking weed in back alleys or by walls. Roadmen also speak a branch of the English language, most of which is still unknown. However one part of this language linguists have dissected form conversation with them is the pronoun ‘Man’’ which is often used in place of ‘Me’ . Roadmen have only been foun in the country of England, mainly large cities like London, Manchester and Huddersfield.

“Hey have you heard about Daniel”
“Yeah he’s turned into a proper Roadman”

by English bloke May 23, 2023

Twat

Noun- Female genitalia

Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force

Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall

Adjective-“Adam is such a twat”
Verb-“Blake has made me so angry, I swear I’m gonna twat him”
Proper noun-“I went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missing”
Noun-“Charlotte has a great twat”

by English bloke May 23, 2023

Raaah Bunda

Noun- Roadman slang for good/large posterior or buttocks, specifically when describing a females buttocks

“Mate, Beatrice has raaah Bunda”

by English bloke May 23, 2023