England phi beta gamma's definitions

fifth street lawyer

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.

Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!

by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008

phuqueue

Fuck you.

Phuqueue can be used in chat rooms to deal with rude pizza-faced types who have no lives.

by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

bouche dag

Rhymes with douche bag.

From the French word bouche which means mouth, and the Australian dag, which means sheep turd. A shit eater.

Smith: That bouche dag just cut me off!
Jones: What do you expect? This is I-95.

by england phi beta gamma January 22, 2009

buggery

1. anal intercourse
2. necrophilia (sex with corpses)
3. bestiality (sex with animals)
4. coprophagy (eating excrement)

The perp got 5 years for committing buggery and posting on the internet.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

catty wompers

A term used in the US Midwest to describe something out of balance, vibrating, or shaky.

My car is shaking badly because the front wheels are catty wompers.

by england phi beta gamma February 23, 2008

fluff

n. A female decoy used to distract a pickpocket's mark.

As the fluff sapped the mark, the wire reefed his leather.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

quarters

The section of small Southern towns which are mostly tar paper shacks with polythene windows. Out back is the outhouse and in front is a Benz, a Lincoln, and a pickup truck on blocks. In other words -- a rural ghetto. The word is derived from slave quarters, and appears frequently in Harry Crews' novels.

The Riverdale neighborhood of Detroit reminds me of the quarters in Florence South Carolina.

by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007