England phi beta gamma's definitions

TIGS

Totally Illegitimate Government Schools. Schools funded by taxpayers, referrerd to by government agencies as "public schools."

Buildings in which skulls full of mush are politically indoctrinated to be good little conformists of state doctrine.

Fifty per cent of my property taxes go to support TIGS --totally illegitimate government schools and their bureaucracy.

by England phi beta gamma February 3, 2008

bedwetter

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.

The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

quarters

The section of small Southern towns which are mostly tar paper shacks with polythene windows. Out back is the outhouse and in front is a Benz, a Lincoln, and a pickup truck on blocks. In other words -- a rural ghetto. The word is derived from slave quarters, and appears frequently in Harry Crews' novels.

The Riverdale neighborhood of Detroit reminds me of the quarters in Florence South Carolina.

by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007

cunt face

a person who has a hare lip and/or cleft palate

The missionary doctor went to Peru and fixed a bunch of cunt faces.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007