England phi beta gamma's definitions

Warshington

Washington DC -- as pronounced by locals yet somehow appropriate for other reasons.

Q. Where wuz you born at?
A. Huh?
Q. I says where wuz you born at?
A. Oh yea -- Warshington. Norfeas'.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

garry

Modern common London rhyming slang. Short for garry glitter which rhymes with shitter. The arsehole, the bum, the rectum.

She was getting a severe portion right up the garry.

by England phi beta gamma March 24, 2008

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

tuck and roll job

An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.

Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

Whore's gazette

An English Sunday called "News of the World"

Run out to the corner and buy me a Whore's Gazette, luv.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 29, 2008

buggery

1. anal intercourse
2. necrophilia (sex with corpses)
3. bestiality (sex with animals)
4. coprophagy (eating excrement)

The perp got 5 years for committing buggery and posting on the internet.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

Chronicles magazine

The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.

Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008