55 definitions by England phi beta gamma

Top Definition
erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool
That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.
#pole #rod #perch #hard-on #wood
by england phi beta gamma September 03, 2008
From the Italian word "schifoso" meaning disgusting, detestable, rotten, repulsive, foul, hideous, loathsome, distasteful, lousy, filthy.
Whatever happened to Skeevy Richie?
#schifoso #foul #lousy #disgusting #filthy
by England phi beta gamma May 26, 2008
Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.
I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.
#pole #rod #perch #hard-on #boner
by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008
The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.
#jerk off #wank #toss off #choke the chicken #pee wee herman
by England phi beta gamma April 04, 2008
Short for Neo-Conservative. They are in fact not conservative at all. They are in reality an opportunistic clicque educated at top colleges who rose up to be White House advisors and Washington spivs when they sensed the tide was shifting with Ronald Reagans rise to power.

They never serve in the military but want hicks to fight battles in foreign lands in order to protect globalism, or "American Interests." They rarely work for manufacturers or any product-oriented business, but rather network between law firms and public relations offices when they are not actually in Plum jobs.

Their favorite magazine is Rupert Murdoch's Weekly Standard, they hate Chronicles Magazine, the John Birch Society, the Rockford Institute and any other group that is Mid-West based and which exposes their nefarious activities.
Neocons all seem to be related in some way with the gang at Commentary and those other former SDS clowns.
#users #greasy spivs #opportunists #unproductive filth #guillotine fodder #fifth street lawyers
by England phi beta gamma January 21, 2008
Arkancide is the favored method of getting rid political enemies in the state of Arkansas. When the medical examiners explain away two bodies filled with bullets as a case of suicide, it's obvious they caught a case of arkancide.
Vince Foster was found dead in Fort Marcy Park, clearly it was a case of arkancide.

Hillary Clinton threatened Barack Obama with arkancide last Friday.
#clinton #whacks #anyoine who #threatens #his power
by England phi beta gamma May 26, 2008
1. anal intercourse
2. necrophilia (sex with corpses)
3. bestiality (sex with animals)
4. coprophagy (eating excrement)
The perp got 5 years for committing buggery and posting on the internet.
#homosexuality #unnatural sex #queer #abnormal #pervert
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008
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