3 definitions by Energy Turtle

beats

A table-drumming game played by two or more people (usually not more than three or four) in which each person is given about 30 seconds to perform a beat on a table or hard surface. Sometimes referred to as "table beats" or simply "beats". Is played for similar reasons as rock, paper, scissors & other assorted boredom-reducing games.

"Hey man, let's play beats."

"You kicked my ass at beats last time"

"Playing beats while high kicks ass"

by Energy Turtle January 24, 2008

placebo

The strongest drug available.

Bob took a placebo and was cured of his cancer.

by Energy Turtle December 3, 2007

straight goon

Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.

That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.

by Energy Turtle May 2, 2008