Two of my maids graduated from Madeira. That is what a Madeira education will get you, a job as my employee.
Me: What the fuck, you ruined my Gucci shirt, this shirt says DRY CLEAN ONLY on the tag and you put it in the washing machine, are you illiterate?
Maderia Graduate/My Maid: Yes, I am illiterate, I don't know how to read... I went to Madeira.