3 definitions by EmperorsCloudMist
The Irby-Slurpy refers to when one withholds oral sex prior to obtaining a formal job offer in order to exchange a non-HR compliant service in a quid-pro-quo.
Last week, Alden had a job interview with a new French restaurant, and he offered an Irby-Slurpy as a transferable skill and service, which the hiring manager enjoyed after Alden began his employment.
by EmperorsCloudMist February 27, 2020
Derived from the word "braggadocious" and pronounced "doe-sh". Refers to the act of aggressively and pompously discharging superfluous, obsequious, and painstakingly exhaustive information about a specific topic onto unsuspecting, innocent, and virtuous ears.
Last night, Robert docioued all of over his friends on the late 60s American show, "Columbo", when he realized his young, unsuspecting colleague was unaware of this timeless piece of television Americana.
by EmperorsCloudMist November 14, 2020
Brady-Bunching refers to when you simultaneously play nine videos of pornography or other media on the same computer monitor.
Last night, Robert spent his night alone Brady-Bunching with his new premium porn subscription. It was quite the experience.
by EmperorsCloudMist August 17, 2019