Definitions by Emleh

Bagel sweats 

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

Bagel sweats by Emleh June 5, 2015

skunkbag 

Someone has done something that is aggravating or annoying.

(John knocks over Sam's drink)
Sam: John what the hell is your problem! You're such a skunkbag!

skunkbag by Emleh September 30, 2009