3 definitions by Ember Flamestorm

1. The knowledge that god and lucifer exists, the belief they are leading forces, and the understanding that there is an afterlife, but not caring whatsoever what they do.

2. Basically a between stance of athiesm and christianity, or athiesm and satanism
Person 1 - are you an athiest or a christian

Person 2 - ..im a sarcastist.

Person 1 - you mean a person of sarcasm?

Person 2 - oh mononono, im a sarcastist, the religion of sarcastism, where i dont give two shits about what god or satan does, even though i know they exist.

Person 1 - huh.. good to know!
by Ember Flamestorm December 24, 2022
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Amalgophobia, the fear of amalgamates or melted and fused physical items and or entities
"You, my friend, have amalgophobia. Amalgophobia is quite easy to get over."
by Ember Flamestorm September 17, 2020
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1. An emoticon used usually when you have absolutely no idea what to say, and yet seem quite shocked at the conversation thats actually making a bit of sense.

2. That slight bit of an "oh fuck.." feeling that isnt full of panic, but rather very slight surprise
Person 1: didja know that your sisters pregnant?

Person 2: uh.. yeah, why?

Person 1: you.. do remember the several times she ended up making very, very simple instructions incredibly hard. Right..?

Person 2: ...uh.

Person 1: aaand the fact that right now shes playing a nintendo switch, with a gamecube controller, that isnt even plugged in.

Person 2: ...uhm... .- .

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...

Person 1: we needa convince her of an abortion.
Person 2: letsdothatassoonaspossible!
by Ember Flamestorm November 13, 2022
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