Urban Dictionary: Author Embem

1.

Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.

Something you say just to make noise, so your friends will talk to you.

-Silence-
Person 1: Guys. Guys, I ate all the doritos.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by embem January 11, 2009

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2.

poppen

German slang meaning "to fuck"

Poppen sie oft?
Do they fuck often?

by Embem March 25, 2008

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3.

whorister

Hollister- a term used by people who hate the store.

Preppy-LYK O M G!!! lets go to this store and buy clothes that are already worn out!!111!! Theer soooo Q-tuh!!!
hollister disliker-Yeah, I don't shop at whorister. You have to buy 5 shirts to equal one normal shirt.

by Embem December 25, 2007

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4.

GSTL

An acronym for Guest Service Team Lead.
At target stores, the person in the front with the keys and a walkie.

Who is the GSTL? I need to get a price check in toys, so I need a walkie.

by embem February 08, 2009

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5.

friend rapist

A friend, often times one way, who forces themselves upon others to make them seem cooler.

Amanda our friend rapist followed me home today because she wanted to hang out- I really don't like her.

by Embem April 11, 2008

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6.

stalkertunity

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

by embem May 01, 2008

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7.

Ember

A fire type Pokemon attack.

I totally beat his bulbasaur in one hit because I used my charizard that knows ember.

by embem June 16, 2008

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