2 definitions by Elzam V. Branstein

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Invented by Bright Noa, it is a piercing slap to the face that instantly transforms wimps into MEN OF DESTINY!!
*SMACK*
"You slapped me! Not even my dad hits me!"

The brightslap. one of the most effective methods of discipline.


by Elzam V. Branstein April 15, 2009

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A term that refers to homosexuality that is quickly reaching taboo status.

Anyone using said word above in any way other than supporting it on the internet will be slapped with the labels of "bigot," "hate-filled," and "narrow-minded," instantly squishing any semblance of a discussion.

Frequently found on conservative/liberal forums, CNN sound-offs, and Youtube comments.
Anyone who doesn't support gays is a mean, intolerant bitchface (found on a Facebook group).
by Elzam V. Branstein May 09, 2009

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