5 definitions by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT
a taxi driver who, upon meeting you for the first time, instantly becomes your best friend and is willing to talk about his crappy dating life involving his whoremonging cousin Bandhu and let you climb into the front seat from the back.
Deadpool: Uh, who's that in the trunk?
Dopinder: That's just my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool: Dopinder! What the fuck?!
Dopinder: That's just my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool: Dopinder! What the fuck?!
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT July 19, 2020
slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT June 19, 2020
when you sing uptown funk but you are failing miserably, so you ragequit and yell "gonna fuck myself i'm so shitty".
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT July 22, 2020
where a bunch of rural kids with no electronics crucify one kid, and then all the other kids, naked with their clothes a distance away, take turns sucking the crucified kid's dick, and touching each other. Occasional anal sex happens, it lasts for hours, and is to be played on a small, open hill with flatland at least 20m in radius. The cross must be in the middle of the field, visible to planes.
"Hey man wanna have a kids' crucifix orgy with the rest of the boys? We're only 9 but as long as there are no cams-"
"Wait that's illegal"
"Wait that's illegal"
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 19, 2021
The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 2, 2022