9 definitions by Elsa Buttersworth
A hellish place created by heterosexuals that magically expect their children to be grateful for being born.
The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening.
If you’re born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you don’t want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die.
If you’re born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well — or bisexual for “powerful” men. You aren’t allowed to be free just like men aren’t allowed to be free.
You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.
The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening.
If you’re born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you don’t want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die.
If you’re born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well — or bisexual for “powerful” men. You aren’t allowed to be free just like men aren’t allowed to be free.
You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.
Me: “Hey, I’m alive! I’m ready for life!”
Them: “Good: sign here and here and here and here and here and now you’re officially my slave. So sorry that you were manipulated with money since the moment you were born. MAN UP, GROW UP, and GET OVER IT. NO ONE CARES!!!!”
Them: “Good: sign here and here and here and here and here and now you’re officially my slave. So sorry that you were manipulated with money since the moment you were born. MAN UP, GROW UP, and GET OVER IT. NO ONE CARES!!!!”
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.
“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”
“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”
“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”
by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019